Thursday, September 23, 2010

Rock Climbing Football

ROCK CLIMBING FOOTBALL

Rock Climbing Football, simply put, is rock climbing plus football. Football, well needless to say is a fantastic sport, enjoyed by billions of people world wide. The most popular sport that is loved and crazed by many. Well, so what does football has in common with rock climbing? Rock Climbing Football is a sport that combines rock climbing skills together with the leg strength developed in football to give climbers a boom to climb like a monkey. It is a sport very new in Malaysia, where currently there is only a handful of them learning it. Join the crowd to learn more about it!

ROCK CLIMBING FOOTBALL, MADE EASY

This sounds abit weird. Rock climbing is a sport above ground, football, a sport played, on, the ground. Well, need not worry, you are not asked to learn weird moves and climb your way up to the top with a football on your feet, nor are you asked to climb wearing a soccer boots. Rock Climbing Football is just a sport that combines rock climbing basics 101 skills and also together with "bend it like Beckham" skills. So, this new sport is promised to be a whole load of fun, make sure you do not missed out! There are currenly a few instructors here in Malaysia to supervise your freaky moves, well they are freaky at the beginning, at the end, nay, you will look like Tom Cruise doing a stunt to get laid at the night in Mission Impossible. You just drive people crazy! Learn Rock Climbing Football today then!

LOOK GOOD WITH ROCK CLIMBING FOOTBALL

Every body wants a body like Oprah Winfrey. Hahahaha, well, I am just kidding. She's real fat huh? No way you want to look like her. She's a beautiful lady, with all my respect, no offence to Oprah fans. So, well, you want to have a curve like Jessica Alba, slim like Paris Hilton? Learn Rock Climbing Football. If you are a guy, is this thing for you? Definitely, unless you are retarded! You can't climb when your mind cannot thing what's the next move, or worst still, can't even generate the action of climbing to your legs. No offence again, this sport is purely for the fit and tough.